Chigger's @ Buzz & Lulu's

A week and a half ago my wife and I went over to Buzz and Lulu's house (the names have been changed to protect the innocent) for dinner. While waiting on the burgers to cook we hung out in the backyard and talked to the neighbors. Their three year old son "Ichabod" rolled around in the grass playing with the neighbor boy. While I was waiting for everything to be set out for dinner I sat down at the table and played "tickle me" with little "Ich" sitting on my lap. A little while later during dinner Lulu looks at Ich's legs and says, "I think those are chigger bites on his legs. Our yard is infested with them. We're going to need to get it treated." Now, I didn't think anything of it until the next morning when I looked in the mirror while wearing my birthday suit and to my dismay (to put it lightly), I had a dozen or more sores all in a very private, dark, and sweaty area ( I added the dark and sweaty part because that's what I discovered chiggers like while researching my "condition" on the internet). After a week the itching stopped and the sores are starting to go away. That old boy in the picture below did a number on my speedo modelling (If you know what I mean).