#1 Exercise Backslider

I made it to the Y today to begin what I hope will be a 6-month journey to health and self-proclaimed studmuffedness. Say that a few more times. It's got fun ring to it. I felt like a C&E churchgoer today as I walked into the Y with all of the other exercise backsliders who hadn't been in a while. It was fun to people watch and look at all the new workout clothes and the thick makeup to boot. I only fell off my treadmill once. If I try to watch any the of the TVs that are not in front of me I fall off, so you can imagine how people watching works out.

I think the Y should put out a sign that says, "Come home for the New Year...Backsliders!"